How does one conquer nonbinary-pattern baldness? - How can I be heckin' cute and valid when I'm going bald?

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PipTheAlchemist

PipTheAlchemist

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So basically I'm a heckin' non-binary enby and my hair is transphobic and heckin' unwholesome because it is leaving my head and it is causing me to feel dysphoria.
How do I stop my hair follicles from being transphobic and regrow my heckin' hair???
 
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Oof, wow, a lot to unpack there. I'm not trying to delegitimize the lived experience that made you think it was okay to post this without a content warning, but you really should have put a content warning in your OP. Not trying to be toxic and call you out but maybe rethink some of your choices and try not to be a garbage human? No I'm not going to tell you specifically what is triggering here I have a lot of trauma and it's not my job to educate you. We really should have a national conversation about these problematic and systemic issues.
 
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Wear a bedazzled gender afirming necklace made with organic hemp that are sometimes called a rope, then use it to align your spine by tying the other end around a beam. The blood flow and nutrients will be released from your spine and back into your hair! Make sure to kick the stool for extra stretch!
 
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If you could remove most of your gendered features this would probably completely eliminate your dysphoria. Use pliers on your teeth and maybe a hammer on your pelvis. Burning your skin and hair off would make you more nonbinary, I suggest acid burns if you're too afraid of fire. Just some Ideas to help make you more nonbinary.
 
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Shave your head. Baldness is not just for AMAB masculine presenting cisgendered people with penises. Don't let the cisnormative, hetero-centered standards of appearance dictate who you are. You are just as valid as any non-binary human with a full head of hair.
 
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You can identify as someone with a full head of hair. Then you can partake in all of the privileges associated with having a full head of hair, such as going to hair salons and insisting the stylist give you a haircut. If they say no, then they're a bigot for refusing to serve a person with hair.
 
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Zyklon b shampoo. Just get in a shower, use a lot of it, and your problems will be gone in no time. It also kills head lice so when you do have hair again you won't get lice
 
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You are heckin cute and valid where it matters: on the internet where you can use an anime girl avatar and communicate exclusively through memes that all say "I jack off in women's clothes" and "I hate white people" in different words. I hear Final Fantasy 14 and VRChat are great games for people with your problem, as well. Don't worry about your real self, you're just "boymoding" right now, HRT will fix everything in a few months so just stay strong!
 
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I've heard wigs made of yarn are so realistic that you could basically trick yourself into thinking you've got the real thing. But crafting such wigs are a lost art...................... you'll have to embark on a pilgrimage............................................ if you're heckin' cute and valid enough..................................................................
 
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Wormwood said:
I've heard wigs made of yarn are so realistic that you could basically trick yourself into thinking you've got the real thing. But crafting such wigs are a lost art...................... you'll have to embark on a pilgrimage............................................ if you're heckin' cute and valid enough..................................................................
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No way OP can compare to my trad waifu.
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