How does one become straight?

[SandyCat]

Asking for a friend

 

[Catler]

Act more like me, the straightest man on Kiwifarms. Like just don’t have sex with men or fantasize about it, how hard could it be?

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

Nobody likes a quitter and nobody said life was easy

 

[Staticness]

Become completely detached from the gay culture then stop and listen to what they have to say. If you possess a moral compass, you will be violently yanked into being straight on principle.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Just stop eating those sandwiches

 

[Jason Wynn]

The ghey has infected your bloodstream like a snake's venom.

Because I'm your friend, I'll suck out that nasty poison and have you straight in no time. Now unzip your pants and lets get to work.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Simple! Just become a lady!

Bam! Now your unquenchable lust for cock just means you’re super Straight!

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Bring a filled black soul gem to Falion in Morthal.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Conversion therapy, institutionalization until it works, forced sex with hot opposite sex whore, public shaming, ostracizing, marginalizing.
If you're normal and really based, it is given onto you through birth

 

[SandyCat]

Just stop eating those sandwiches

Are tacos less gay? Or is it gayer because tacos have meat and putting meat in your mouth is possibly gay? But if I go vegan that would be even gayer. This shit is complicated

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

See some boobies.

 

[Moths]

They put something in the water to make you forget

I dont even know what pussy looks like anymore

 

[Ewan McGregor]

You get your penis in a vagina. Repeatedly. Over a long period of time. And you don't put your penis elsewhere or get a penis put on you.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Just stop jerking off to gay porn.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Stop taking blood pressure medication. It fucks with your head. And get a note from your doctor that says you don't like to suck cock.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Actually, try jerking off to gay porn more, so much that you get bored of it.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Pee on an electric fence.

 

[OrionBalls]

Celibacy is the only cure. We cannot always control our thoughts, but our actions are another thing. I had a friend who stayed straight for Jesus. Not sure how happy he is, but then, we all have our crosses to bear and we aim for the narrow gate.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Just don't be gay.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

piss off you've got no friends