How does one be good in bed?

[emptyblu]

What does that mean exactly?

 

[DerKryptid]

If you snore loud, you're good in bed. Whoever snores the loudest wins at bed

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Just put some Marvin Gaye on and its all good

 

[millais]

I believe the expression is "Don't shit the bed"

 

[libRT]

You're taking the wrong approach.

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[big ups liquid richard]

Don't hog the sheets.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Try laying ON the bed.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Easy quit posting on this website while in bed. Only way to be good in bed is to be on your best behavior. Also not screaming racial apartheids while laying in bed is another thing to consider.

 

[lurk_moar]

Lie very still and be quiet.

 

[Niggernerd]

You say your nightly prayers, tuck yourself in and read the bible for a few minutes before dreaming of the teaching of jesus.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Step 1. Get in bed
Step 2. Don't fall off bed

 

[Ozul]

A serious answer-
Having a lot of stamina and being attentive to the other persons' needs and reactions

 

[Pee Cola]

It means perfecting the Dutch Oven.

Protip: To maximise its efficiency, shove your SO's head under the covers before letting rip.

 

[Batshit]

Well, when mommy Kiwis & daddy Kiwis love each other verrrry much.....

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Watch literal metric tons of porn.

 

[Marche]

steady 8 hours of sleep a night and not having to get up to piss.
Clean sheets and pillows in good standing of their expiry date also is very important

 

[Penis Drager]

Watch literal tons of porn.

How much does a gigabyte of porn weigh?

 

[The golden neckbeard]

lmao

Bro its easy. Just masturbate before sex and your second go at it is like way longer

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Just knock her out first then she cant complane ^^ !

 

[KateHikes14]

It's a race. Finish first or accept you suck at sex