How does Chris deserve to die?

[Spooky Bones]

OP should die, not Chris.

 

[MrTroll]

Brutally raped and beaten to death by a Sonic cosplayer with blue arms.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Realistically I wouldn't be that surprised if his only anime waifu was Corona-Chan.

 

[PhoBingas]

Suffocation between Ethan Ralph's gunt and big Al's arm rolls.

 

[Kacho]

Someone should break into 14BC, tie Chris up at gunpoint, shred the original copies of every issue of Sonichu, take a mallet to his PS4, break all of Bob's records, rape Barb in front of him, dig up Pattie, then burn the house down with a faulty Keurig. That'll show fatty lmao

 

[FunPosting101]

Hopefully the autistic, badly raised, retarded, fatass dies peacefully. He's not some sort of terrible monster, just an autist who never got the help he needed to fit in with the normalfags.

 

[CuntSnack]

If you mean the likeliest way to die, it would probably be from neglect after his mother's death. You need to chill with the A-Logging though, some weird autist shouldn't be giving you this much anger.

 

[Daisymae]

club him while gangraping him

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I mentioned this in the lolcow death pool, but I think upper respiratory failure due to severe pneumonia.

 

[ReeferRoach]

Bludgeoned By his own lego tower falling on him

 

[DumbDude42]

his life is suffering
he deserves to live forever

 

[Ascendancy0]

Death via lego

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

He will die via another house fire

 

[KittyGremlin]

Having his dick sucked by OP for a little too long