How do you want to die?

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Old age, etc.

 

[eatler]

Yeah as long as I'm not riddled with dementia or too weak to wipe my ass, I'll also agree old age

 

[Soup Sammiches]

In my sleep.. while the other people in the car are trying to wake me up as we drive off a cliff.

 

[The Real Me]

Age 67: Slip on a banana peel and smash my skull on the concrete.

 

[eatler]

Age 67: Slip on a banana peel and smash my skull on the concrete.

More realistically you will fall down the stairs. But hopefully in both scenarios you make a comical cartoon noise.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Gotta pull out the classic, honour my tribe.

 

[parsnip]

I'm hoping however I go it'll be quick and at the same time as my fella, because neither of us want to be the without the other.

 

[draggs]

At the age of 94 by an outraged husband with a shotgun

 

[JamusActimus]

While having sex with my wife.

 

[Justtocheck]

Pain free

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

comfy, quick, or badass
I'm not too picky

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Taking a pee outside, while a giant oak branch falls hitting my noggin.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Screw old age, I want to go while doing something fun. There's too much I want to do in this life right now, but once I've done everything or I find too many things are no longer an option, I'm going to take up base jumping and vacation in warzones.

 

[The Wickerman]

NUKES BABYYYYYYYYYYYY GO BIG OR GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AM I RIGHT OR AM I FUCKING RIGHT FELLAS???!!!

 

[dick brain]

Gotta pull out the classic, honour my tribe.

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My friends and I talked about this over a decade ago and it's wild seeing how many people independently arrive at the same idea. I guess because of the parachutes that get deployed at drag races.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

At the age of 94 by an outraged husband with a shotgun

The Billy Jack Haynes method?

NUKES BABYYYYYYYYYYYY GO BIG OR GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AM I RIGHT OR AM I FUCKING RIGHT FELLAS???!!!

On my way to the nearest fur con

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

at peace

 

[SofondaCox]

Asleep, in my own bed.

 

[Punchoboe]

I want to have the satisfaction that my creditors will never get another dime out of me,

 

[dick brain]

After watching that shit assed church propaganda documentary about near death experiences earlier this year: fast.

The common denominator amongst people who believed they went to hell versus people who believed they went to heaven wasn't anything to do with being a good person; the people who thought they were in hell were just dying slow enough to realize it, while the people who died instantly and unexpectedly all thought they were in heaven.

I used to think bleeding out or freezing to death sound pretty nice, since you basically lose the ability to panic and just take a sweet nap, but I'm not so sure anymore. Just Wilkes Booth me while I'm watching videos of cute animals.