How do you type with boxing gloves on?

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Oh I know the appropriate response to this!
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With an oversized keyboard. But then as the keyboards get bigger so too will the boxing gloves, eventually culminating in punches that will knock craters into the earth and keyboards which needs pressure so great that black holes will need to be utilized due to their gravitational pulls. Such is the hubris of man.
 
I saw this on TV once; if your nose is big enough you use that or your tongue if the keyboard isn't disgusting. Otherwise you pull a drawer open at your cubicle and find a pencil, then get it out with your mouth and position it between the thumb and fat-finger section. Repeat for the other hand, and you have two pinchy-pokers for typing with boxing gloves on.
 
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