How do you sit on a toilet?

[Gorgar]

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[Vingle]

You squat over it

 

[Cats]

I stand up and piss like a fucking man.

I don't poop.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You use your butt meat as a cushion

 

[Pedophobe]

Face down ass up.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

#5 is the Biblically acceptable shitting position

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Reverse cowboy.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Sideways.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

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#5 is the Biblically acceptable shitting position

2, 4 and 5 I get because squatting is supposed to be "healthier", but wtf is the cowgirl one about?

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Lady Bizness]

I stand up and piss like a fucking man.

I don't poop.

Only girls don't poop. Are you nonbinary?

 

[not william stenchever]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

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[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

2, 4 and 5 I get because squatting is supposed to be "healthier", but wtf is the cowgirl one about?

That position allows you to use the tank as a desk adding to productivity.

 

[Rozzy]

If it's a public toilet you hover over it without touching the seat.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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You grab your muatra?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You squat over it

No lie, they used to constantly have to change the toilet seats in the warehouse portion of Mrs. Sword's old job b/c the Chinese workers would stand directly on them to do this.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

You need to ask the race of toilet experts, the Pajeets.

 

[DankSmoker]

The toilet is the one that sits, I take the shits. I tell it this every day.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Spoiler: There is obviously only one way: