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The REAL Hatsune Miku

The REAL Hatsune Miku

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Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a boobs man. Scripture makes this clear to us in Proverbs and Songs of Solomon.

proverbs 5:19 (NIV)
"A loving doe, a graceful deer—may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love."

Proverbs is inspired scripture, so is inspired by God, who is Jesus.
We also know that Solomon was a boob man for sure.

Song of Solomon 4:5 King James Version (KJV)
“Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.”

Even more, Song of Solomon 7:7-8:
“Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters.”
“I say I will climb the palm tree and take hold of its fruit. Oh may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath”

Solomon was the wisest man who ever lived, and also speaks the word of God through inspired scripture, meaning God, and by extension Jesus, prefer boobs to ass.
This means that Christians should be boobs men, and being an ass man is ungodly. I rest my case.
 
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