How do you pee with an erection?

[JethroTullamore]

I can’t remember the last time I tried to pee with an erection, but I know it hurt and was really awkward.

What happens when you pee with an erection and how do you do it?

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to pee if necessary

 

[australian cryptid]

my massive huge world destroying dick floods the nearby cities with my piss

 

[Rozzy]

With some difficulty.

 

[The Observer]

You have to sit on the seat and lean forward at an angle.

 

[DumbDude43]

What happens when you pee with an erection and how do you do it?

what happens? piss comes out with high pressure
how do you do it? just push harder and ignore the uncomfortable feeling

 

[byuu]

You have to sit on the seat

But that will make me into a girl

 

[Dialtone]

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Line up the sights and make sure to keep both eyes open

 

[The Luigi Player]

you pick up the pipes, and piss in the toilet

 

[The Observer]

But that will make me into a girl

You would be surprised. In my culture, it is extremely frowned down upon to piss standing. Plus, how do you plan to piss standing with an erection without popping a blood vessel? I thought you chopped it off byuu.

 

[byuu]

You would be surprised. In my culture, it is extremely frowned down upon to piss standing. Plus, how do you plan to piss standing with an erection without popping a blood vessel? I thought you chopped it off byuu.

I'm a true and honest non-binary ladygent. That means I get all the tranny rights without having to do anything.

Also, being gay isn't a culture.

 

[Blouie]

Into my mouth

 

[Day Drinking]

Like the Bellagio.

 

[DankSmoker]

You would be surprised. In my culture, it is extremely frowned down upon to piss standing. Plus, how do you plan to piss standing with an erection without popping a blood vessel? I thought you chopped it off byuu.

You bow in a show of humility before the toilet.

 

[Pee Cola]

Stand in a spot in your back yard and make "ch ch ch ch" noises while twisting your body from left to right. If you haven't finished by the time you've completed a 90 degree arc, make "brrrrr" noises as you twist back to your original position. Repeat until you finish peeing.