HOW DO YOU MASTERBATE?

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

I shove an electric toothbrush in my pussy until I cum. My pussy smells minty fresh ! You?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Secret technique, can't tell or else I'll be killed.

 

[Just A Butt]

with my penis

 

[JethroTullamore]

I hump my shit filled diaper against a balloon filled with whipped cream.

 

[Ass Sniffer]

Hair Brush

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mom.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Very carefully.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Furiously. Like it owes me money.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Two hands.

 

[Lucky Jim]

slowly, then all at once

 

[soggy london]

I wouldn't know, all my orgasms were with your mom

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

I wouldn't know, all my orgasms were with your mom

Your a necrophiliac?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I right clicked on the nude Rue McLanahan pictures

 

[Ego Of Evil Alters]

I right clicked on the nude Rue McLanahan pictures

mine was god ole betty white

 

[Jason Wynn]

Drawn Together taught me how to properly masturbate

 

[Lorgar]

Crying and naked

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Look ma, no hands!

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'm a kawaii Korean so I like to rub my smelly hairy clunge on the corner of tables

 

[White_N]

with the help of a meat grinder