How do you like your breakfast?

[Hitchhiker]

Pancakes thick or thin? Bacon made in a pan or baked? How about coffee? Cereal?

 

[Grub]

Coffee

 

[Hitchhiker]

Coffee

Just coffee?

 

[Grub]

Just coffee?

Yes

 

[Hitchhiker]

Yes

Well, what do you like in it?

 

[Grub]

Well, what do you like in it?

Cream

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Two cold Krusteaz pancakes with only margarine and no syrup. Two untoasted slices of raisin bread.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

>cereal
I do not need a "masturbait-aid" invented by an insane faggot with a doctorate who believed enamas to be cure for all.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Two cold Krusteaz pancakes with only margarine and no syrup. Two untoasted slices of raisin bread.

I prefer my raisin bread toasted with butter. Do you like the chewiness?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I prefer my raisin bread toasted with butter. Do you like the chewiness?

It's not really chewy. I get the out of date bread because it's on discount.

 

[OrionBalls]

Breakfast ramen. Today was Scallion and Sichuan Tseng with mushroom and egg.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Served by a cute 5' 6" Mexican girl

 

[Dysnomia]

Plain yogurt with sliced banana.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Breakfast is typically coffee and cigarettes. Maybe a bagel with strawberry cream cheese if I’m feeling daring

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Pan fried bacon and ham chopped up in a diner style 3 egg omlette with peppers and plenty of cheese.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

My ideal breakfast:
Breakfast potatoes, seasoned with salt, herbs, a little Parmesan, and plenty of black pepper
3 strips of bacon, cooked to the point where they’re plenty crispy but there’s still a tiny bit of wobble
A Cara Cara orange
English breakfast tea prepared the traditional way - 2 milk, 2 sugars
OPTIONAL: a piece of Texas toast

 

[Count Grishnackh]

My work day breakfast:
14oz of coffee, 2 glasses of water, smokes.
My off day breakfast:
4 fried eggs(smothered in salsa or hot sauce), 4-5 strips of thick sliced bacon, 1/2 a large avocado. Toast, tortillas, or refried beans for my carbs. And a glass of fresh squeezed OJ.

 

[Cornfed]

Eggs Benedict for the win. Irish coffee, heavy on the whiskey. No potatoes.

 

[Soso]

An egg sandwich on weekends, usually on weekdays I'm in a hurry from lollygagging before work so I make toast and sprint out the door.