How do you know she's the one?

[Monkey_Fellow]

I have been with this girl for over 3 years now, I really love her and she loves me.
What are signs for you to know that she is the one?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Does she dress up like your favorite cartoon character and ride your dick like a pogo stick?
If so, she’s the one!


In all seriousness, we know no one here has a real girlfriend, so stop lying to us, and yourself.

 

[Least Concern]

Can she cook?

That's pretty much all it takes for me. The way to a man's heart and all.

 

[Trapitalism]

Does she have a penis?

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

All the stuff everyone else said but also, does she sugg the D? If she's a vanilla ass bitch she's gonna move in with her parents in 5 years and live off your child support.

 

[Cum Laudely]

If she knows you're a member here and she's still with you.

 

[stares at error messages]

I have been with this girl for over 3 years now, I really love her and she loves me.
What are signs for you to know that she is the one?

If you can easily get a restraining order or power of eternity over her. Otherwise enjoy your cuckshed.

Love is a Jewish conspiracy.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Can she cook?

That's pretty much all it takes for me. The way to a man's heart and all.

Yea she does, she's veggie tho but she always cooks sperate meat for me.

If she knows you're a member here and she's still with you.

She asked me what is the KiwiFarms? its bookmarked in your browser.
Told her it's a forum covering lolcows, she looks at me with a smile and says "oh okay!".

 

[FEETLOAF]

"The one" is a hollywood myth. There is no special someone specifically for you, there's just people, and they're all pretty much exactly the same. If you can stand her and she is fertile breed that womb my man.

 

[Niggernerd]

Idk i lost the love of my life years ago so i assume everyone else is a whore.

"The one" is a hollywood myth. There is no special someone specifically for you, there's just people, and they're all pretty much exactly the same. If you can stand her and she is fertile breed that womb my man.

Lol no virgin

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

"The one" is a hollywood myth. There is no special someone specifically for you, there's just people, and they're all pretty much exactly the same. If you can stand her and she is fertile breed that womb my man.

Lol what a fag

Idk i lost the love of my life years ago so i assume everyone else is a whore.

Sorry to hear that buddy...

All the stuff everyone else said but also, does she sugg the D? If she's a vanilla ass bitch she's gonna move in with her parents in 5 years and live off your child support.

The only thing she doesn't let me do is anal.

Does she dress up like your favorite cartoon character and ride your dick like a pogo stick?
If so, she’s the one!


In all seriousness, we know no one here has a real girlfriend, so stop lying to us, and yourself.

She does buy outfits for me yes.

 

[A Gay Retard]

my instincts are to tell you to never trust no ho but this woman sounds alright

 

[Least Concern]

Yea she does, she's veggie tho but she always cooks sperate meat for me.

No

no vegetarians. I can see people who have political differences being able to live with each other but not with such drastic differences when it comes to food.

absolutely no. pull the ejection seat lever.

i mean don't take advice from rarts on the internet but

no

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

No

no vegetarians. I can see people who have political differences being able to live with each other but not with such drastic differences when it comes to food.

absolutely no. pull the ejection seat lever.

i mean don't take advice from rarts on the internet but

no

If she had a problem with it, she would've told me.

my instincts are to tell you to never trust no ho but this woman sounds alright

She's pretty great ye.

 

[Solid Snek]

She's pretty great ye.

What's her inventory carry weight like? Can she pick up loot for you, or is she just going to stand around uselessly and aggro bandit camps even though you're trying to be all sneaky and stealthy?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Nope complete opposite of me in politics. But she never makes a point of it or something.

As long as neither of you are die hard for politics it could work out fine. I’ve known people who had very different political beliefs work out successful marriages.

If in spite of her flaws you still love her, it might work, but no one ever gets better with a ring on their finger and the promise of forever in their mind.

Yup. She’ll be the same and so will you. The whole Disney “I can change this guy if I let him dick me” is a complete lie.

Yea she does, she's veggie tho but she always cooks sperate meat for me.

That’s a keeper as long as she’s not passive aggressive about it.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

As long as neither of you are die hard for politics it could work out fine. I’ve known people who had very different political beliefs work out successful marriages.

Yup. She’ll be the same and so will you. The whole Disney “I can change this guy if I let him dick me” is a complete lie.

That’s a keeper as long as she’s not passive aggressive about it.

Thanks buddy!

 

[shadyreapers_]

If she sucks it like a lollipopp