How do you know it's the right time to send a dickpic?

[Waffle Iron]

We all know women love dickpics, but sometimes you missjudge the timing and send it at the wrong time. How do you guys figure out the right time to slide that pic into the chat?

 

[JeanRob1]

You need to post it here before, in order to let us know if it's good enough for your girl

 

[This User]

 

[Turquoise]

The thing men need to understand is that women are very indirect. In fact, they pretty much speak in code. Let me help you:

Hi = Send a dickpic
Hi there = Send a dickvid
How's your day? = Show me your sphincter

 

[SofondaCox]

There is no wrong time.

 

[shadyreapers_]

Who the Fuck sends Dick pics
Pervs man, fucking pervs

 

[Maldemort]

You could warm her up by busting a nut on a paper plate and sending a picture of that.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Some probably have a folder with a collection of dick pics they received, I know one guy had this (he received dick pics from other people).

Only an idiot would send this anyways.

 

[Waffle Iron]

You need to post it here before, in order to let us know if it's good enough for your girl

Powerleveling is against the rules.

 

[Brubby Two]

There's no point worrying about the right time. Even with the grippysock girls who message you at 3 AM to talk about their BJ techniques.

 

[Tram Fan]

@janny transport this thread into the woman hate thread also known as the incels thread

 

[Oliver Tate Glazer]

Sending dick pics is for pussies. You should just strip down irl.

 

[furfaggot4faggotfur]

about the time when they start asking for money because their mother is sick and also they're really horny for you

 

[Waffle Iron]

@janny transport this thread into the woman hate thread also known as the incels thread

Wouldnt the male hate thread make more sense? Im sure a lot of their complaints are about inappropriately timed dickpics.

 

[Tram Fan]

Wouldnt the male hate thread make more sense? Im sure a lot of their complaints are about inappropriately timed dickpics.

as a post to complain about yes but women hate people would treat this port seriously and sperg

 

[Brubby Two]

as a post to complain about yes but women hate people would treat this port seriously and sperg

Do people look around for a deflating balloon when you speak to them?

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

There is no wrong time.

Correct.

There is only wrong dick.