How do you hug a dog?

[Gorgar]

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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

https://www.wikihow.com/Hug-a-Dog

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

From the inside?

 

[SandyCat]

Don't hug null he's scary

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

From the inside?

Don't do that or she'll break her back trying to lick down there!

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

https://www.wikihow.com/Hug-a-Dog

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Who either put your arms between the legs in the middle or put them around the doggy's neck.

 

[Quijibo69]

Phase 1: hug a 2 year old child. phase 2: ??? Phase 3: profit

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

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I wonder how she came by this knowledge.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can't hug a dog with nuclear arms.

 

[Cats]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

however he tells you to unless you want your hand bitten off

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

With my penis

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Depends on the size.

Extra large dog: Normal hug
Large dog: Normal hug
Pitbull: Don't
Medium dog: Normal for the taller ones. Hug the other ones like a teddy bear.
Small dog: Ever tried hugging a Beanie Baby? Very hard to hug. Possible, but only worthwhile if you hug a pile of them.
Extra small dog: One handed hug. No, not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.