How do you goon?

[Osama Bin Laden]

Describe your gooning session in great detail

 

[hl2_linux]

It's a trade secret.

 

[SmallKiwi]

Are you getting off to this?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

First, I grab my dick, and just sort of start mindlessly play with it. Then, I go onto Kiwifarms, go to Q&A, and make a thread titled, "How do you goon?"

Then I just stare at the replies.

 

[DankSmoker]

I rock the turtleneck and beanie combination, I like to be the guy with the toothpick. Then me an all my gooners usually play cards until the boss comes to yell at us. So hot.

 

[斯尼 德之王]

Why do you goon?

 

[User names must be unique]

that's vile and reprehensible. I would never goon, gooners are the lowest form of life and it should be legal to beat them with a stick

Spoiler: DISGUSTANG

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Are you getting off to this?

no i'm gooning

 

[gamerweeb1]

By masturbating to hentai.

 

[SmallKiwi]

By masturbating to hentai.

Really? I couldn't tell.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Really? I couldn't tell.

I know, I’m just full of surprises.

 

[DankSmoker]

@gamerweeb1 tried to groom me by picking bugs out of my hair