How do you get bananas?

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This is a serious question. How can I grow a banana tree? They have no seeds. Do I just dig a hole and plop one in, like potatoes? I must know!

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

They do have seeds you retard.

 

[Whatevermancer]

They do have seeds you retard.

Not the ones that you buy in stores.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

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Not the ones that you buy in stores.

You buy your bananas from a store? Get yerself a nanner ranch like a real man.

 

[Whatevermancer]

You buy your bananas from a store?

I assumed you bought your bananas. My bananas get delivered to me by the banana man,

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

you can get them from the red ninjas with the eye masks

 

[Black Man Underwear]

All bananas are clones.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Go to the Island Trader, give him 5 dragon teeth and get yourself a banana sapling. Obviously.

 

[Tablet County]

You steal them from others.

 

[XANA]

idk, you can try asking Gwen Stefani, but she ain't a hollaback girl.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Bend Over?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Gotta call an expert. Dial 555-BANAN.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Usually I blow Donkey Kong.

 

[Chromeo]

The banana you buy at the store isn't made to propagate from its seeds. You'd have to be in the correct climate, have actual banana seeds, and wait years and years to grow a banana. It's not worth it, just go to Walmart and get them for like 25 cents a lb.

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

Bananas don't grow on trees.

Come on that fact has been doing the rounds on the internet for over 20 years.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Retard, just do it like I did. Go to Grocery Outlet in October in a climate not appropriate for banana trees, see one for sale for 9.98, buy it because cute, and still no profit. It keeps growing, but after a year, it still has never made a banana, lil asshole.

Also I hate eating bananas. They are disgusting. I just bought it for lulz.