How do you escape suburbia?

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Grab yourself a nice CD player, with an album from Bad Religion or DRI or anyone in between. Throw on a cap with a bent back brim that says something like "THRASHER" or something you wrote with a permanent marker. Maybe cargo shorts, a black sleeveless tee with a little yellow stain from the Sunny-D you crushed but you don't care fuck you mom and dad. Grab a sweet board and shred your way down the sidewalk to the intersection.

Then remember your friends won't be at the skate park today and your mom is making tacos tonight. So you just ride around the neighborhood with a grin on your face knowing the loud noise you're making is annoying you elderly neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Burton.

Mrs. Burton is super nice though so you kind of feel bad.
 
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Downtown panhandlers have gotten more aggressive and occasionally stabby since the pandemic started so I'd rather not escape the suburbs unless it's to a more rural area.
 
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I don't really like the suburbs either and it's usually full of a bunch of cringey faggots. Like people that ride around with shit in their read windows of their vehicles that says what faggot college they went to. The last 6-7 years I see those cringey bumper stickers and other shit that talks about pets like they are children. Shit like "I love my fur babies" or "I love my 4 legged grandchildren" "Proud dog/cat mom". If I haven't see any "Salt Life" shit lately. I think that means they either do salt water fishing or they ride around on a boat like a bunch of faggot Boomers.

Just follow the road that will take you to a city. That's how you get outs of the suburbs. You could also go farther out into the country side in a more rural area but that's just like being in an extreme version of the suburbs. It's even more quiet and boring. Unless you like that then it's fine. The farther you go out to the countryside the less access to things you lose. Like internet easy access to stores and shit like that. Imagine have to drive an hour and half away from your home to get to a fucking Walmart.
 
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go move to a mexican neighborhood

Mexican neighborhood outcome.png
But beware of the latinas
 
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