HOW DO WE STOP KIWIS FROM KILLING THEMSELVES?

[AMHOLIO]

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[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

GET THEM A BIG BEAUTIFUL GF

 

[Hitchhiker]

What if we kill them before they can kill themselves?

 

[AMHOLIO]

What if we kill them before they can kill themselves?

Are you saying one of us kiwis can go outside our houses?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Have their carers get rid of any sharp objects and pills?

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Church

 

[Hitchhiker]

Are you saying one of us kiwis can go outside our houses?

Kill them by sending negative vibes at them through the Internet.

 

[Tram Fan]

You just need to handcuff them to the radiator and don't let them go until they stop being suicidal.