How do we get Null laid?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He's so fucking angry all of the time, we need to fix this.

 

[Calandrino]

Step right up and do it yourself

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rubber vagina?

 

[northstar747]

The best thing for null is to never talk about his personal life.

He still has to answer retarded block land shit

He s had people go after his family

Plus i dont wanna imagine nulls pod cast where he talks about smashing pussy.

 

[Pure Soap]

Fly him to Syria

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Convince him he needs to get the forum trophy for getting me married, how can the owner of the site not have his own trophy?

 

[Laburnum]

He needs to get his duck into some China, perhaps a woman of the night could help.

 

[Ventrue]

There is only one answer for the Null Question.

 

[User 204364]

We still have to make him lose weight so his penis can become visible before we have any discussion about getting him laid.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Null could be married for all we know and you bet your ass he would never tell us if he was.

 

[crazedaze]

I wanna know how many threads moids have made on this site specifically about null's dick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Every time you make a post without the True and Honest tag, you are technically fucking Null.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Why are you thinking about another man's penis, OP? That's gay.

 

[dick brain]

We still have to make him lose weight so his penis can become visible before we have any discussion about getting him laid.

>implying he needs his penis to get laid

You're slipping.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I suggest Fetlife

 

[Mayfly]

>implying he needs his penis to get laid

You're slipping.

There's a woman on reddit who cried because a guy she was with couldn't find her hole, so I wouldn't count on him not needing a penis

 

[Pruto]

I volunteer

 

[cybertoaster]

One of the BP gals needs to step up and take one for the team.

 

[parsnip]

I think null is already getting laid and has been for a while. He's just smart enough to not mention his personal life.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

it's pretty easy if you know the trick but i won't tell him