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Blobby's Murder Knife

Blobby's Murder Knife

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Here is my limitus test on it:

*Mentions Kraft Dinner
*Bagged Milk
*Mention the Crown but not in the same context bongs do
*Can't keep it fucking straight if they want to use the metric or English system of measurement

I am sure others have their own takes on it.
 
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-Unnecessary u's added to words
-When they talk about driving somewhere, they say it's "an hour away" instead of 100km
-Seem to know things about hockey even if they don't enjoy sports
-Just way sexier than people have the right to be
 
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instead of football they talk about hockey and lacrosse.

Not to pl too hard but I actually know a guy who plays for one of the lacrosse leagues

Edit: I remembered another one is “apologetic” about the Indian school thing.
 
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TREMBLE IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF THE RAKE!
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- Supports LGBT politics and looks down on problematic things like free speech
- Thinks building political dynasties because the politician's son is handsome is a prudent idea
- Has white guilt over 'first nations' for taking over their land even though there is plenty of tundra for savages to build igloos on
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
Can't keep it fucking straight if they want to use the metric or English system of measurement
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Maybe I like weighing myself in pounds and my produce in kilos and measuring my distance travelled and speed in km and small lengths in inches and feet. What of it? You all are just jealous you're stuck with one crappy measurement system.
 
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Grub said:
Maybe I like weighing myself in pounds and my produce in kilos and measuring my distance travelled and speed in km and small lengths in inches and feet. What of it? You all are just jealous you're stuck with one crappy measurement system.
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I don't know how I ended up like this.. I measure speed in km, but I think about distance in miles.
 
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Grub said:
I've never really liked miles. It's always seemed to arbitrary to me and the distance of 1 mile seems to be a bit too long.
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I can't visualize km. It might be because my parents are as old as time, and public education didn't reprogram me. I understand Fahrenheit and Celsius though, so that's nice.
 
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Insult them harshly and gauge the reaction. If the following back and forth ends with the user saying "sorry" in any capacity, he's a leaf.
 
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parsnip said:
I can't visualize km. It might be because my parents are as old as time, and public education didn't reprogram me. I understand Fahrenheit and Celsius though, so that's nice.
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I think the km thing is probably because driving. Everything's in km anyway so I just got used to it. I use Fahrenheit for cooking but I prefer Celsius for room temperature most of the time. But I can mostly use either or.
 
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