How do we deal with the spooky skeleton problem?

[SandyCat]

People dying and leaving behind spooky skeletons is a serious issue how do we remedy this?

 

[Beak Thing]

Die Endlösung der Skelletefrage...fuck, I don't know.

It's a lot easier to kill things when they're alive.

 

[rodentia]

hmmmm
how bout those big things they make flour with?

 

[Soycast Guy]

You need to kill the skeletons.

 

[Exuvia]

There is Literally Nothing Wrong with being a spooky skeleton

 

[Scented Candle]

Skeletons are only weak to crush and magic damage, if you try and stab them it just tickles their ribs.

 

[The Luigi Player]

THE RED SKELETONS ARE ATTACKING

I REPEAT, THE NIGGA SKELETONS ARE ATTACKING

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Not letting them eat calcium-rich foods, because they keep the bones strong.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Pretty fuckin bigoted and not okay to be skellyphobic in 2014 y'all

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

We sell them on eBay.

 

[The Magnificence]

This post is skelephobic! Literal violence! #dropkiwifar--whaddya mean that's already taken? I'm fighting skeleton bigotry, here!

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Vat of acid to dissolve the skellybones.

 

[Beak Thing]

This post is skelephobic! Literal violence! #dropkiwifar--whaddya mean that's already taken? I'm fighting skeleton bigotry, here!

I feel like there needs to be a slur for skeletons. Maybe something classic that nobody uses anymore but needs a reboot, like coolie or dago.

 

[Meat Target]

We need to outdance them.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Deep down aren't we all just spooky skeletons waiting for our chance to dance?

 

[Lockbean Raisin]

Is it possible to liquidize them and turn that calcium into milk?

If so, that both solves the problem and closes the cycle of bone-calcium / skeleton-milk.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Prevent before it can begin: dispose of your own (remove one bone a day) before it's too late.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[NaggotFigger]

We can only exterminate weak-boned skellies, and the other spooky scary skellies that has stronger bones because of calcium are dominating the whole skeleton group.

 

[ThicClaw]

Nukes do a good job of erasing bones.