How do they make cubed ham?

[SandyCat]

Do they make it from cubed pigs?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Minecraft pigs

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

A special pneumatic press

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

They shove it up their cube shaped anuses

 

[Abowaffen]

No, stalker child, cubed Ham does not come from cubed pigs. Enjoy prison.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

They feed pork to a badger, let them poop it out in a square shape, and use a centrifuge to separate the ham from the poo.

 

[Moths]

Very Carefully

 

[Shig O'nella]

Three hams.
5000 psi hydraulic press.
Squeeze the hams together until they occupy the same volume as one ham.

Presto - ham cubed.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Step 1: take ham
Step 2: insert ham into the cube machine
Step 3: ham cubes

 

[JethroTullamore]

They use a cube-O-matic

 

[DankSmoker]

A larger more industrial version of this.

 

[Cats]

a Device

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

same way they make pyramid ham

 

[ThicClaw]

That one Resident Evil movie with the laser grid room