How do they make black people?

[SandyCat]

?

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

They seep out of the split in a Northstar V8

 

[Jason Wynn]

Lovecraft wrote a poem about their creation

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.

 

[not william stenchever]

Through vile anti-Yakubianism

 

[Rapesputin]

Muscle and blood and skin and bone, with a mind that's weak but a back that's strong

 

[The Lurky 1]

God left em in the oven for too long

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Grandpa told me they hatch out of bowling balls.

 

[Exegesis]

They come from Agartha

 

[Ventrue]

Black people are made through education.

 

[█████████]

When a mommy monkey and a daddy monkey love each other very much, a stork delivers a black baby at their doorstep.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One needs a certain combination of base pairs in deoxyribonucleic acid in a sperm cell, combining with a certain combination of base pairs of said acid in an egg cell.

By ~9 months later, black "Black" babby is formed. No need to do way instain mother BTW.

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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

they get a transparent baboon skin & fill it full of shit

 

[Male Idiot]

By the grace of HPL and Yakub, a long time ago a Homo Habilis and a Pan Troglodytes loved each other very much.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Leave normal people on the stove and forget to check on them.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

preadamic races are like south american botflies, a reminder of a broken world, part of the punishment of expulsion from eden

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Bakes an extra 20 minute on high and instead of the normal blood get sickle shaped blood from the specialty supermarket.