How do mods know when to give a “Deceased” tag?

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I’m trying to imagine the logistics of this — it seems like a dead user IMs a mod and says “hey mod, Ima ghost now, give me a ‘Deceased’ tag”.

Maybe that’s why Null is picky with selecting mods: being clairvoyant is a job requirement?

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

they don't, either they have a large following on another platform and their relatives post on it or a friend goes to the farms to announce the kiwis death

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Because they kill the user personally.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

If you post here you're already dead inside.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Five years after they come out as trans, there's a 50% chance they've killed themselves.
Flip a coin, if the coin lands on heads they're deads.

 

[FisterSister]

Because they are fucking dead, retard

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Because they are fucking dead, retard

So mods just scour obituaries looking for recent usernames. “Hmm, @FisterSister died at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 on 4/28/22? Better give him the ‘Deceased’ tag”

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Legend says that Byuu is still applying for his deceased tag.

 

[leglegarmarm]

if they dont post on kiwiframs for more than a few days, null or a member of the moderation team: will go to their house, to comes to check on the user

 

[Miller]

They get KoP/Bryan to verify the claims.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

By looking into the magic mirror, which give Null and his jannies the ability to see what each user is doing a some point (everybody who signs up agrees to this, it's okay because none of the jannies glow in the dark). If the mirror is a grey void, it means that the user is died and must mark him as "Deceased" within 24 hours (as Allah, peace be upon him, wills it) or else they return a revenant.

I can't believe you didn't know, it all so obvious.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

@naaaaiiiiillllll!!! actually we've got an interesting case study about that right now with @Kamov Ka-52. The guy and his fatass wife got run off of the forums a while back for Discord gay-ops and other faggot shit, and he (or presumably @THOTto) recently come back on his account and asked for a deceased tag out of the blue.

Confusing, to say the least.

 

[Cats]

When the shooter's manifesto is discovered.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

They know after doing the deed, its just part of sweeping it up, if you catch my draft