How do I turn a pet nigger white?

[Sean Shemmy]

Help me. My pet nigger is black as fuck and is getting called a nigger which makes it sad. How do I turn him white?

 

[Syzyg]

Hydroquinone

 

[Jason Wynn]

Strap him into a chair, Clockwork Orange style while showing him a constant feed of Wayne Brady and Bryant Gumbel. You’ll turn Trayvon into Toby faster than he can say “where all da white women at?”

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Wash it with Aryel(R) brand detergent

 

[Kosher Dill]

Try teaching it to read.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Try teaching it to read.

My pet nigger's smart, you know. If he wasn't as smart, he'd be beating up the people who call him niggers instead.