How do I trap Santa?

[PfromAtrick]

I need to capture him so I can stop the clock.

 

[TomServo]

bear trap at the bottom of the chimney.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Get married on a whim but slowly drift apart over the years. One day he will realize he’s trapped but by then it’s too late.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's surviving the elf extraction squad that's the hard part. Those motherfuckers will tear you apart.

 

[The Luigi Player]

It's surviving the elf extraction squad that's the hard part. Those motherfuckers will tear you apart.

heard he hired new elfs for the squad, replaced the old ones

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Roofies in the milk and cookies.

 

[Meat Target]

Put roofies in the milk and cookies.

Crap, ninja'd.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Be a really femmy looking boy, grow your hair out, wear girl's clothes.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Seduce him, but don't let him pull out.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Children have been trapping Santa for years with milk and cookies, no roofies required. Just make a large batch and run out there with your camera like a big foot tracker. If he complains, well, the nigga had a large meal so he won't get away easily.

 

[Table Country]

Estrogen and programmer socks.

 

[Viscious Seviper]

with the pink triangle.

 

[Ratboy Genius]