How do I tie my shoelaces?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Some kids at school made fun of me today for wearing Velcro

 

[CowPox]

Around your neck before you tip the stool.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't know. I wear Crocs

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Around your neck before you tip the stool.

Cowpox why are you so mean to me? I’ve shown you nothing but love.

 

[Miller]

Very carefully.

 

[winterfag]

you tie them together so both of your shoes are connected

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Orally

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Learn how to tie shoe laces and then tie the velcro on your shoes into perfect bows as a "fuck you" to the kids that made fun of you.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Felix was supposed to post a video showing how, but he never got around to it

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Badly if your friends are to be believed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you buy magnetic shoe closures, you only have to lace them once.