How do I summon a succubus?

[Sooty Soot]

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[OrionBalls]

Fall asleep.

 

[GratsTheat783]

Go onto the supernatural board on 4chan and follow the instructions on every post you find, one of them is bound to work.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Enter the truck stop parking lot after midnight with a sacrifice of $50 and a succubus will appear. She will engage in carnal relations with you be warned: such fearsome curses as burning sores and foul discharge await young men who succumb to her charms.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

But beware of cursive, lest you summon a dreadful lemon! D:

 

[long waters]

I got you OP!