*BOOM*
"Hahaha, gentlemen! It seems one of MY plans -- yes, MY plans -- has worked! You know how you always get on me for watching too much anime and building too much Gunpla? Well, those foolish Pekoponians are no different from me! They love all the anime I do -- in particular, the anime I had created to make us, the mighty Keroro Platoon, look harmless, stupid, and totally incapable of taking over this planet! They have no idea what's coming for them. They'll have to WORK and WORK all for the glorification of mighty Keron! Father will be so prou-*glup*"
"Hey, Sarge?"
"Y-yes, Master Fuyuki?"
"Can you please vacuum Lunar Eclipse Paradox's room? He's so focused on anime that his room has become a total mess!"
"Will I get money for the rare 1/100 RXR-44 Guntank reissue?"
"I suppose, Sarge. But still, go, the mess in his room is flowing out into mine!"
"Ughhh . . ."
Wannabe civil servants are truly servants in all aspects.