How do I stop my dick from echoing?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I pulled the lips of my penis apart and spread my urethra real wide and screamed “NIGGER” into my urethra but it won’t stop echoing. It’s been three days I can’t get any sleep and I’ve called in sick to work cause I don’t want to get fired. Can anyone help?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Try injecting hot glue into the urethra.

 

[BirdUp]

cut off your dickhead

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Take a sewing needle and some thread and close the hole real tight.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Peepee poopoo bumbum

 

[Pissmaster]

Magnetize your piss, the magnetic forces will dull the echo.

 

[Gravemind]

I recommend small dosage, high velocity lead and/or brass injections into the brain, best administered via roof of the mouth or through the temples.

 

[WebLurker]

Try injecting hot glue into the urethra.

As much as other people will comment on this thread, I think we all know - deep down - that this is the correct answer.

 

[Cats]

“How far the gentlemen of dark complexion will get with their independence, now that they have declared it, I don’t know. There are serious difficulties in their way. The vast majority of people of their race are but two or three inches removed from gorillas: it will be a sheer impossibility, for a long, long while, to interest them in anything above pork-chops and bootleg gin.” - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Tequila Jong]

Shout more slurs into it. It'll become a cacophony of noise impossible to understand.

 

[Gravemind]

As much as other people will comment on this thread, I think we all know - deep down - that this is the correct answer.

That's objectively wrong though and the real correct answer is a slim, metal rod. The hot glue is for sealing it into place after insertion.