How do I stop being gay?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I asked my priest and he tried to beat it out of me but all that did was make me hard and more gay.

 

[kuzburger]

Ez, just develop crippling depression.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Mike Pence had a pretty shocking proposal toward it

 

[We Are The Witches]

Great excuse for me to post this song about Mike Pence.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You have to pound a ton of man ass, its kinda like bloodletting, cumletting if you will.

 

[Gay Joker]

All you have to do is say "no homo".

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s only gay if you bottom.

 

[Maude Snew]

You tell the cops, they'll confiscate your cock.

 

[Pagan Min]

Three-step solution:

1) Standing in front of a mirror, look directly into your eyes;
2) Say out loud: "Stop being gay!";
3) Hit yourself squarely in the groin with a spiked bat.

Repeat the steps until you've beat the gay away! REJOICE!!!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's illegal to advance conversion therapy methods and medical solutions, so a cure will never be found. You'll just have to fuck hot chicks until you're straight.

 

[DankSmoker]

Have you tried prayer?