How do I start up a parasocial relationship with Null?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I want Null to be my best friend/father figure. What do I need to do to solidify this bond?

 

[Lou Bega]

In order to make null your daddy, you have to send him pictures of your feet, which will "solidify" your bond.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Email him about your day, every day. But you have to use a different burner email each time so that he can't just send you to spam.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

send noods

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Give him weight loss advice I heard he really appreciates it

 

[Hitman One]

Put on a British accent and talk about how employing an upper-case "I" is incorrect when using the word "internet" in the middle of a sentence.

 

[Farsided]

You could win him over by sending a assortment of cheese his way.

 

[OrionBalls]

Give him money.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

Give him tons of crypto, get him personal access to the US govt offices and get Tim scott to be his personal house nigger so the both of them can go fight them damn jews.