How do I sing like Ronnie James Dio?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Title.

 

[Waifu Days]

Play guitar and really tighten up your G string. The singing pipes of Dio will mysteriously come to you shortly after.

 

[SofondaCox]

You Will Never Be A Rainbow In The Dark

 

[PFM]

Eat onions. I hear they grow hair on your chest.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Who?

 

[Named User]

Spoiler: Amazon Link

https://www.amazon.com/Set-Your-Voice-Free-Speaking/dp/031631126X

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Who?

He's the Man On The Silver Mountain.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

How should we know? You're the one that does, you tell us.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

I don't know who that guy is.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I don't know who that guy is.

You damned kids with your hip hop music!

Dio was a very famous heavy metal singer. He fronted Black Sabbath after Ozzy's departure. He also sung for Rainbow and a few other bands, and had a very successful solo career. He is considered one of the most influential metal vocalists of all time. He's also credited with popularizing the devils horns hand sign.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Read way too much fantasy literature and then join an established stoner rock band to become its lead writer and have reddit sing your praises because your power metal takeover made a lot of money. Continue trying to replicate this lightning in a bottle until your death.

Now seriously and with much less cynicism, just be talented bro, sing literally every day and get a coach.

 

[CowPox]

Start by removing the child's cock from your mouth.