How do I seek asylum in Mexico? - I want to escape persecution in my own country.

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sweater_supremacy said:
remember to wear a sombrero so you blend in. the bigger the hat the less suspicious you are
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To add to this, have a pack 15 semi-feral chihuahuas with you at all times, wear a poncho, grow an outrageous moustache and call everyone 'Ese'. That'll be enough to at least fool any Yuorfag you might meet out there. Oh, and be lazy and/or yell about how you work for the cartel and are going to cut out my heart while it's still beating if anyone questions your authenticity.

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