How do I safely remove my own foreskin? - Kinda want my penis to look bigger

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Namekian George Floyd

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The other day, I cried for hours because I showed a girl my penis and she compared it to a vienna sausage. I want to self-circumcise but don't know how, thinking of using the 1488 degree knife but all other suggestions are encouraged and welcome. Make my pecker shine.
 
With your teeth, unless you have a tiny benis.
...or you could ask Daisy Ridley.

 
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We did it, reddit! I convinced my wife to give me a blowie for the first time in two years while her bull hid in the closet, what a role reversal that was, haha! Anyway, I eventually told her to suck on my foreskin like a rabbi does to a baby ironically enough. Then I gave Lamar the signal and he jumped out, kicking her in the chin like a championship football player, my foreskin got chopped like a guillotine by my wife's pearly whites. I passed out from shock and almost died from bloodloss because Lamar had to fuck my wife before calling the ambulance. Anyway, I've never been happier with my new penis, my wife says we're getting my first chastity cocklock on Sunday! Thank you for all support, my fellow redditors!
 
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