How do I return a used rubber vagina?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have buyer's remorse.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

What species was it

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What species was it

The box said "Bargain Bin Laden" so I'm guessing it was some sort of foreign porn star I never heard of.

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

Rinse it thoroughly, put it back in the box, pretend you never used it.
Never used a rubber pussy but I follow those steps at the morgue and it usually ends up working ok

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Rinse it thoroughly, put it back in the box, pretend you never used it.
Never used a rubber pussy but I follow those steps at the morgue and it usually ends up working ok

Can you take one home and put like a carcass or something in the crematory instead

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can you take one home and put like a carcass or something in the crematory instead

A human body makes plenty of ashes. You don't give the family all of them. It would be easy to just "lose" a body and have enough extra ashes to give a family without needing a fake carcass.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

A human body makes plenty of ashes. You don't give the family all of them. It would be easy to just "lose" a body and have enough extra ashes to give a family without needing a fake carcass.

Thx for advice fren. Hopefully this knowledge will leads to a genuine human hide stuffed bf soon <3

Or new shirt for me I guess

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Thx for advice fren. Hopefully this knowledge will leads to a genuine human hide stuffed bf soon <3

Or new shirt for me I guess

Or girlfriend. Because you are a lesbian.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Or girlfriend. Because you are a lesbian.

You'll catch me dead before you catch me being in a relationship with a foid

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You'll catch me dead before you catch me being in a relationship with a foid

Ok. You go on keep kissing your body pillow then.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

How? Preferably washed …

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How? Preferably washed …

Yes. I put it in the dishwasher. I currently have my sister washing my dishes because the Mexican woman who did it previously was recently deported.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Ok. You go on keep kissing your body pillow then.

He's not a body pillow! He's a plush doll!

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Would?

 

[Mayfly]

Every onahole I've used feels too small and makes my penis hurt

Anyone with a small dick that wants me to donate mine hmu

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Every onahole I've used feels too small and makes my penis hurt

Anyone with a small dick that wants me to donate mine hmu

Penis reveal?

 

[Mayfly]

Penis reveal?

You first

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Every onahole I've used feels too small and makes my penis hurt

Anyone with a small dick that wants me to donate mine hmu

I mean, not to TMI but the pictures on those things look like the hole is as big as a finger. My penis is considerably bigger than a single finger.

They make fake vaginas out of all the porn stars. I need one who's been run through a couple nigger dicks so I know mine will even fit.

 

[PositiveMonk]

They make fake vaginas out of all the porn stars. I need one who's been run through a couple nigger dicks so I know mine will even fit.

A more run through hole than Bargin Bin Laden? I'm not sure such a thing exists.

 

[Yugica]

Why would you return it when you can upsell it? People pay for used panties, so surely they'll pay for used sex toys. As the negros say "change your mindset to a grindset".