How do I remove my balls

[Cobson Gemson]

Please answer

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Trans reddit should have the answer to your question.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

With your teeth.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

hammer

 

[PFM]

Wrap some dental floss around them nice and tight. By morning they should have fallen off.

 

[biglurker]

If they get cold they retract into your body effectively removing them.
Solution: Keep your crotch cold 24/7 and they will disappear completely.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Well, first, go to Cabellas, buy a cheap 12 gauge and buckshot... and you can figure it out from there

 

[DankSmoker]

Betroth a woman

 

[º¿º™]

Meet up with Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[Unsane]

You have no balls to remove.

 

[generic sauce]

In a vice, attach the handle to a drill

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You'll lose your testosterone as well.

 

[Rozzy]

Open a terminal as root and type.

apt-get remove testicles

 

[Aiōn]

Visit the zoo and pick a fight with a chimpanzee, they will go for the face and genitals. Simply cover the parts you don't want removed.