How do I remove my anus?

[Cobson Gemson]

I don't want anyone raping my asshole

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not being sponsored, but I've heard good things about the Butt Out 2.

 

[Unsane]

Don't do it.

You'll miss anal sex next week and regret this decision for life.

 

[A Crying Goblin]

Cybernetic enhancements. 1: removal of the intestinal tract, digestive system, mouth and anus, (nutrients injected directly into the bloodsteam) with no waste products. Thus no anus needed. No need for a mouth either, just communicate through signals. We're really just doughnuts when you think about it (mouth plus ass) so it's all just bad design choices.

 

[wetlettuce]

you'd need to install a stoma/colostomy bag for the waste, and then, just sew up the hole with a needle and some waxed thread. My top tip? Use glow-in-the-dark thread. That way, if the power ever goes out at home, you can entertain your fam.