How do I put on pants?

[Quijibo69]

They're hard to put on and take off. Wear stuff are hard. I also live in LA, that might help.

 

[Vingle]

Head first, because you rather don't want to watch the shit in LA.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

You're in LA. It's not like you'll be looked at funny if you just don't wear them at all.

 

[SandyCat]

Go naked the way nature intended

 

[z0mb0]

one leg at a time

 

[Blasterisk]

two legs at a time

 

[Dysnomia]

The same way you shot web.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Cut off penis to make room.

 

[The Magnificence]

We've been through this before, Mr. Weber. This is not a message board, it is an asylum, and you won't get your pants back until the voices go away. Now take your pills like the good lad we both know you are.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

You need at least two people to hold them open then you just jump in.