How do I poop?

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I forgot.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Did you forget how to poop or are you having trouble letting it come out

 

[natsukashii]

In someone's mouth

 

[12345]

Become a wombat, have cube poops. Having unique poops will help you remember how to.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Take a diarrhea dump in somebody's ear who would rather have that happen than play a shitty game. C'mon, man... you know this! Maybe make some brown bricks in minecrap, also acceptable for who you are.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Everyone asks "how do I poop?"
Nobody asks "why do I poop?"

 

[General Patton]

Eat a bunch of prunes. Like an old man.

 

[The News Crews]

Pooping isn’t real dumbass, think about it. If it was real we’d all be doing it by now

 

[crackers breakfast]

ask an indian

 

[Benzo Samurai]

dont poo