How do I pass a polygraph test

[Punished Derich]

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[Leylon Sneed]

I don't know, but the easiest way not fail one, is not to have to take one.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Buttplug of disturbing girth.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If you deliberately work yourself up and tell verifiable truths (like your name) they'll come up as lies and the results will be unreliable

 

[dick brain]

Buttplug of disturbing girth.

Is this a Skyrim item

 

[Pedophobe]

Clench your ass muscle really tight while telling the truth, relax it while lying.

 

[Le b0wski]

Travel back in time and tamper with the polygraph machine before taking the test. 100% success rate on the timelines where it works.

 

[OrionBalls]

Be a sociopath and don't have reactions to stimulating questions. But don't take drugs. An unchartable response due to intoxication is considered the same as admitting guilt.

 

[31 Black]

ETA Source: I failed mine and now I'm in prison. My anus hurts.