How do I optimize my micro plastic intake?

[Chadikus Maximus]

Thread title, I need to know it is vital for my work out routine

 

[Lou Bega]

Open wide, cutie.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

get off the microplastics and get on the macroplastics

 

[dick brain]

Just add old AOL disks to your protein shake.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Post address. I can send you pounds of pellets of all types. Sheeit, grind ‘em and use them as seasnin’

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Build a model kit and snort all the plastic nubs you cut off

 

[オプセック]

get off the microplastics and get on the macroplastics

It's got electrolytes!

 

[Le b0wski]

Drink tap water.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Consuming plastic by eating or drinking is slow and tedious. A much better and faster way is to smoke some plastic. It's even faster if you inject plastic directly into your veins.