How do I one-up mister hands?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Titlee

 

[BirdUp]

have sex with a black

 

[Catler]

Two horses at once.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Have sex with an elephant.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

An elephant Someone beat me to it
A Dinosaur

 

[Rozzy]

Become a cop.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Have two horses spitroast you until you die. Also, properly film it and release it onto the Internet. That'll show him how it's done.

 

[Shidoen]

Rape the horse instead and give the horse the internal injuries Mr. Hands suffered from.

 

[DankSmoker]

Dig him up and stick him up your ass.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

well.. easy enough. Have sex with two horses. Its so obvious.