How do I milk my pet Hedgehog?

[Cats]

Hello I am trying to find out how to milk my pet hedgehog. I am very, very thirsty...Please tell me..

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just like how you milk a cow but instead of using your whole hand you just use two fingers.

 

[Blouie]

You squeeze his niples.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

very carefully

 

[Catler]

There’s probably some sonic fan art that addresses this issue. I’d look for that, with safe search off.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

don't play dumb you know full well how to wank a hedgehog

 

[Day Drinking]

Pls don't milk the hedge. Hedgies have very smole milky glands and are easily over milked. This can cause infection.

I recommend Buck's Synthetic Hedge Milk. It's close to the same thing, but it's also better and worse.

 

[Whatevermancer]

You gotta immobilize her first.

 

[Cats]

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You don't milk it my dear boy, you pick it up and suck it right from the teat.

 

[Rozzy]

You squeeze his niples.

That's not his niple you're squeezing.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

In the Far future ever body has backpack hedgog houses where hedgogs live and eat and you have fresh milk on the go and everyone has strong bones and it's thought rude to have unhappy hedgogs an dhedgogs have high society status

starting in 2100 june

 

[Cats]

my cat wont stop BOTHERING. ME. AND MEOWING VERY LOUDLY AND PAWING MY LEGS!!!! AT THE COMPUTER!!!!! BECAUSE SHE WANTS TREATS! BUT I RAN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAT WONT FUCKING STOP

 

[Soycast Guy]

Male or female? To milk a hedgehog, depending on the sex, there are different ways to do it.