How do I make my computer as bad as Nulls?

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I think he lodged some silver coins into the air vent thinking it was a gumball machine, they’re just ratting around in there rattling around in there.
 
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Waifu Days said:
Make sure to box it up and ship it all across Europe. Do this a lot.
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I've already tried this and it still works. I'm not experiencing my operating system crashing or my microphone muting itself randomly.
How do I fix this? I don't want my internet surrogate father to feel like he's being left alone.
Frank(en) Castle said:
Linux.
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But that's gay.
 
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The Backwards Man said:
I've already tried this and it still works. I'm not experiencing my operating system crashing or my microphone muting itself randomly.
How do I fix this? I don't want my internet surrogate father to feel like he's being left alone.
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Visit Japan with Fred and the Watkins and have a Japanese pornographer gift you money. Use that money to buy a monitor that has dead pixels.
 
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Frank(en) Castle said:
Linux. Make sure you pick a real retarded distro too. Then you too can have a barely functional machine!
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Doubly Punished Snigger said:
Blindly upgrade packages
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i agree, the thing to do is to constantly install and uninstall and then reinstall different linux distros. each time makes sure to blindly install ,upgrade, and remove random packages. doesn't matter if you dont know what they do, in fact that is even better.

only follow the most pajeet level tutorials you can find. if the microphone doesnt sound like trash or there isnt typing in a notepad then throw that in the trash and find a worse tutorial to follow.

and under no circumstances should you ever know what you are doing, just blindly paste into he terminal any commands you see listed.

also make sure you only use stolen serbian wifi using a (probably stolen) phone you bought from a shady gypsy down the street.
 
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Use a Nigvidia GPU, have zero working knowledge of disk drives and no desire to learn, use Arch Linux, and go crawling back to Windows every time you fuck it up. Bonus points for fucking up Windows too.

You know, instead of doing something sensible like root-on-ZFS so when you fuck it up you could literally pick the last snapshot from your boot menu and carry on like nothing happened.
 
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