How do i live in kiwifarms?

[vomitusdeux]

How do I make my physical form become one with my mental form and join the internet forever?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Lift up the flap on the back of your neck and insert the cable into the serial port.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Lift up the flap on the back of your neck and insert the cable into the serial port.

this is not cyberpunk 2077

 

[Shig O'nella]

Stand on 23 lbs of semtex and hit the button.

That'll get you into the cloud right sharp.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Get in a bathtub and drop your computer into the water while it’s displaying the site homepage only then will you find peace and an eternal afterlife of kiwi related adventures

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Turn the lights off, and browse the sight at night?



(so KF is all you see other than the dark of night)

 

[Shartavius]

Get in a bathtub and drop your computer into the water while it’s displaying the site homepage

And the song White Rabbit is at its crescendo.

 

[Aiōn]

You must commit as many sins as you possibly can to get sent to Internet Hell.

 

[analrapist]

learn to sneed today nigger

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You've interacted with Kiwis right? You sure you wanna live here?

 

[888Flux]

Hack the Gibson

 

[Car Won't Crank]

First, live on video

 

[Shamino]

We'll find out when "The merge" occurs. dw about it

 

[Night Crawler]

Stay in your moms basement and shit and piss in a bucket. Yell up to your mom that you need food. She can bring you some tendies or hot pockets. You never have to leave your PC. Just hit refresh occassionally. You can also do the same thing with your phone and have more of a normal life. But normies fucking suck.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Living in Kiwifarms is like living in african village. Half the time the electricity doesn't work there and half the time Kiwifarms/Sneed doesn't work either.

 

[DavidS877]

Like this:

 

[JethroTullamore]

Put your pecker into the CD rom drive.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fFgayA0YAfk:67

Or this:

 

[DankSmoker]

this is not cyberpunk 2077

Seriously, the ethernet goes up your peehole.

 

[Betonhaus]

potentially you could upload your brain to the internet by getting a very deep level brain scan with an MRI machine or with tissue slice scanning, but both of those require you to be dead first so try starting with that.