How do I learn to purr?

[Catler]

I want to learn to purr like a real cat my Kiwi friends, but I can't figure out how. Can you help?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Have you tried mewing?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Ask the expert @Cats

 

[Tablet County]

Attach yourself to a high-strength vibrator. Your voice will vibrate like that of a purring cat.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Go into the bathroom where your family can't hear your degeneracy and start practicing.

 

[SNU]

Just vibrate your larynx, nigga. It's not that hard. Rapidly dilate and constrict your laryngeal muscles to oscillate your glottis while steadily inhaling and exhaling. Maintain a steady frequency. It's easy and only retards can't do it

 

[Named User]

Cake, coke, money, molly, pussy goin berserk

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Oh you silly thing. You don't need to learn how to purr or worry about not being able to purr, since you're purr-fect already (if you ignore the fact that you're a furry faggot that posts on a white supremist hate site of course).

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

cats purr from a special flap in their throat, all you need to get it is to cut a hole in your own

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Where's @*cat party*

 

[Fag Albert]

you gotta get really fat like me my asthmatic wheezing kinda sounds like purring

 

[ToroidalBoat]

learn to roll an R like in Spanish and work from there to make a low rumbling sound with mouth closed?

 

[YayLasagna]

You need thigh highs first.

 

[cybertoaster]

What you need to learn is how to take your

 

[JethroTullamore]

Go into the bathroom where your family can't hear your degeneracy and start practicing.

No. Practice at the dinner table.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

hum my balls