How do I know if my gerbil is trans?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I truly do not wish to misgender my dear gerbil

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Put it in front of a computer and see if it joins tumblr

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Put a tiny rope in its cage and see if it ties a noose

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Does it follow you into the bathroom? My cat tries to follow me into the bathroom sometimes so I think he may be trans.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Stick it up your ass and see if it comes out brown.

 

[Waifu Days]

How good is it at janitorial type task or in other words, janny task?

 

[KittyGremlin]

I unironically want someone to ask this on Reddit and see what the response would be.

 

[Dysnomia]

Ask xir xe's pronouns.

 

[SNU]

The same way parents find out if their kids are trans. If you want it to be trans then it's trans

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ask yourself this simple question: is it a gerbil? if you answered yes, then no, your gerbil isnt trans. if you answered no, then it isnt a gerbil so your question in OP doesnt apply.