How do I know if my cat is racist?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m pretty sure she is but I want to make sure.

 

[Super Shiro]

I think this question is better suited for an expert, take it away @Cats!

 

[Feefee81093]

All cats are racist.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Are you sure it is a cat? Just checking, cause you've mistaken men's assholes for cats before.

If you are sure, then I'm sorry to tell you it most likely isn't racist. Unlike dogs, cats don't really care about any petty subdivisions of their staff.

 

[Rozzy]

Does she hiss and spit if you show her a picture of Michelle Obama, which may signify that your cat is a racist.

 

[Cats]

I think this question is better suited for an expert, take it away @Cats!

A guaranteed method to discover whether your cat is racist or not is to simply place each hand on either side of their stomach and gently pick your animal up. While holding it directly out in front of you face forward, carry your cat up to a member of another race and directly into the proximity of personal conversation with this person. If the cat swats bites hisses or Attacks into the face torso and limbs of the individual, Congratulations: your cat is RACIST*.








*Note: all cats are racist.

 

[Tablet County]

Did you try asking her if she was?

 

[CowPox]

A nigger pussy certainly reeks,
A stench to remember for weeks and weeks,
But have you ever thought how it must feel,
To eat nigger pussy for every meal?

Etc.

 

[OrionBalls]

Your cat is descended from Egyptian royalty. She hates all ypipo.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

A nigger pussy certainly reeks,
A stench to remember for weeks and weeks,
But have you ever thought how it must feel,
To eat nigger pussy for every meal?

Etc.

I prefer nigger bussy

 

[not william stenchever]

Cats are racist against people who don't give them food or attention.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Listen to what she says.

 

[DankSmoker]

A guaranteed method to discover whether your cat is racist or not is to simply place each hand on either side of their stomach and gently pick your animal up. While holding it directly out in front of you face forward, carry your cat up to a member of another race and directly into the proximity of personal conversation with this person. If the cat swats bites hisses or Attacks into the face torso and limbs of the individual, Congratulations: your cat is RACIST*.








*Note: all cats are racist.

Exposing animals to people of color is animal cruelty, please don't do this.

 

[Sneedle]

You can be sure that your cat is racist by naming him Nigger Man.

 

[DankSmoker]

You can be sure that your cat is racist by naming him Nigger Man.

I call my black cat that all the time as a term of affection. He's named after Charlie Murphy though, (the darkness).

 

[Jason Wynn]

Yeas back I had two cats, a grey and white one and a black one.

The grey and white one imprinted heavily on me and anytime the black cat would come near me he’d get pissed off, saunter over and slap the black one.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Let mrn finger your cat. If they only let a white guy do it, then they are indeed racist

 

[MadStan]

I couldn’t tell you if your cat is a racist but I can tell you all cats are specists. All life forms are lower than cats according to cats. You be mouse or man you equally as worthless.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Let mrn finger your cat. If they only let a white guy do it, then they are indeed racist

Well I can assure you that my cat is perfectly fine with being fingered by a green guy.

 

[murph]

I'm not sure if you're asking whether cats are racist against people or other cats.

All cats know that the orange cats are the niggers of cats. You would think it would be the black cats, but no, it's the orange tabbies that are the blackest gorilla niggers of the cats.

Attenborough explained this in a more elegant way, but it's always been true.

Morris the cat was a niggerman, at heart.