How do I keep my penis from flopping around while belly dancing?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This year for Ramadam I'm taking up the Islamic art form known as belly dancing. The only problem is that my penis keeps flipping and flopping about like some sort of dying salmon. How do I restrain my manhood?

 

[Character from a movie]

Tape it to your taint

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Jockstrap

 

[Baguette Child]

Partake in another Islamic tradition: The castration of male slaves. Like the Janissaries of yore will your problem be solved by the removal of your penis.

 

[Lou Bega]

Inshallah you know what you must do.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Spoiler: like this

 

[soup peddler]

1) Flex Tape
2) Fournier's Gangrene

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

transvestites had this figured out long ago, the simple solution is duct tape or a restrictive undergarment.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Do it in the winter when it will have naturally shrunk down to the size of a pushpin.

 

[dick brain]

Just stay hard idiot.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just stay hard idiot.

I can't. I'm the only dude in the belly dancing class.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're trying to reinvent the wheel. Get a dance belt; they're like a sports bra for the junk.

 

[dick brain]

You're trying to reinvent the wheel. Get a dance belt; they're like a sports bra for the junk.
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That's gay, get a jock strap.

 

[DankSmoker]

Belly dance? Dude your cock isnt even in sight when you're doing the worm. Interesting to learn that the muslims invented that move, maybe they aren't so bad afterall.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

try tucking like the faggot you are

 

[Mad_Dog]

Take a very cold shower before dancing. It'll be as small and a stiff as a gnocchi.

 

[DankSmoker]

Take a very cold shower before dancing. It'll be as small and a stiff as a gnocchi.

Thanks for ruining that pasta, jerk.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You need to put that dong in a thong

 

[skunt]

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